The Wurst Weenie Hoedown Ever Fundraiser

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We’re gonna put the fun in fundraiser with weenies. We’re gonna pull out some weenies to roast’em and dress’em up for a smackin’ good time. How do ya like your weenies? On fire or grilled? We’ll have firepits and a grill. Burn, baby, burn. Of course, they go in the buns so you can dress’em up all fancy. Throw on some onions, relish, chili, slaw, tomatoes, cheese, and so forth. Make it really purdy before puttin’ em in your mouth. Don’t do meat? Well, just devour the vegan ones. We’ll have tipsy drinks, as well as sober drinks, and s’mores for dessert. Yummy, yummy in your tummy!

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